God took a crazy pill this week and is having some fun with my life and I love it!

So my week has been interestingly stressful is how I would describe it.

Monday- oh my mom and I got into a fight when I drove her to the airport, then it was class time, and then Jessie came over for the hills.

Tuesday- Class and I had to accept the internship in cali, but I am so actively looking for another one.

Wed- Cassie and I met for lunch at noodles and then it was class. We had the last stats quiz, so that’s almost done. Then I got home and hung out with Sara then I had to drive Jessie to the airport. When I got back I got a call from AT&T and it was this guy saying that he was going to reactivate my phone. I was like umm I think you have the wrong number because my phone was never lost or stolen today. Then he said that my mom was on the other line and she had called early to turn it off because it was lost or stolen. I was like WTF are you serious. So I asked the guy what time my phone was off because I didn’t notice and he couldn’t tell me the answer, but he was really confused. So after I grilled him a bit more he said he had to get back to my mom and let her know that it was reactivated. When I got off the phone Sara was looking at me and I was just like Oh MY GOD over and over. I couldn’t believe my mom would take that big of a crazy pill and do that. Sara was laughing and was like since when did your parents switch with Mo’s parents. She said that my dad probably was the one who was like Sara you are crazy turn her phone back on. So I called my dad and he acted like he didn’t know what I was talking about, but then I got it out of him. She was upset that I didn’t call her back right away…talk about crazy. I just couldn’t believe it I was laughing this was so ridiculous.

Thursday- Class oh and Cedric had one of the best that’s what she said. We were watching a movie and the movie said two lines and then Cedric just pulled it out. It was so funny. After class I went over to Sarah’s, we ordered a pizza and watched some friends. Once the pizza got there we started to have some fun. As Cal can attest to our states got worse as the night went on. Thanks for entertaining us Cal! We went to the corner store for straws, but I put my jacket on upside down, once we got there we couldn’t find the straws and Sarah was not walking a straight line. We asked the guy who worked there if he had straws and he didn’t but he gave us some free ones instead. Oh and apparently guys if you want money off your rent Sarah thinks I should date your landlord because apparently he was hitting on me ha okay. We went to bed at a decent time, but who knows how good our sleep was because we didn’t hear a thunderstorm move through when the window was open.

Friday- I made some decent headway in my HR paper, it is going to suck to finish it. Then I got a coupon in the mail and I got a free chipotle burrito coupon, so I went and used that. At 7:30 I met Kari at her apartment and we went to AGD’s crush party. It was 80s themed so I got to wear my ugly sweater again. Got to Kari’s and it was raining so hard. I changed there and helped Kari roll up her skirt. Then Jackie drove us for a run and then we went to Melrose to pick Jess and Rachel up. We then had Jackie drop us off at AGD where I ran inside to get Camille’s car key so that we could car bar it and right when I got in the door there was the guy from stats. He looked at me and did an up down and was like you look cute tonight. In my head I was like someone invited you here who likes you at it is not me, so go be with her. In real life I was kinda flirty but like I have to go party. We took the car and went to McDonalds for soda and then chilled in the car until the bus came. We took the bus to the corner bar. It was so empty, it was just our group and some outsiders. (Johanna guess what is on right now Escape from Witch Mountain). We got some drinks and waited for people to get there. We eventually went and danced and man there were far to many penises around me. First some guy came up behind me and introduced himself and started grinding with me, I was like can’t you tell I am having fun with the girls, but I danced with him anyways. Then I left and Kari and I tried to spike the drinks in the bathroom, we got in trouble but we didn’t get kicked out so that was cool. We went back out and danced and then some guy did the come here finger, so that I would go dance with him, I was like ummm no since when am I going to go over to you. If you want to dance with me you come over here. Later he ended up coming over and dancing. He got in front of me at some point and turned around and bent over and I was like WTF is this! Luckily Kate was there she just came in and danced with me so that he would leave. But like two min after he left some other guy was up on me. This one wouldn’t leave when Kate tried to step in and he had his hand really tightly around me and I was like get off. So I just walked away. When we went back and danced again Bobby-stats guy- did the come here finger. He was dancing with the girl he came with and I had seen him kissing her and now he wants me to dance with him. I was like no, but I made sure to walk away cutely to make him mad. There were some other creepers at the bar that Kari wanted me to go hit on and get free drinks, they were older men probably in their forties and whenever a girl would walk by they would turn and watch he walk away, it was creepy. Oh and at one point we were dancing with Jeff (Tallis’ old roommate) and he wrote on the steamy windows OMS creeper. It was so funny. When we left we got back on the bus and went to AGD. Kari and I had to go to the bathroom, so we walk in and there is a guy peeing in the sink and a guy peeing in the stall. Kari was like can’t you see this is a women’s bathroom and they were like they all are this is a sorority. So, Kari turned around to be nice, but I totally watched the guy peeing in the sink to make them feel awkward. When we walked out stats guy was standing there and he wanted to talk to me. So we started talking and he was like you should have danced with me cuz you look hot and I was like hold up you came here with someone. He was like well she likes me and I dunno. I was like go after her and he was like well what about you and I was like go for her. Then he said oh so whats the deal with the bald guy you sit by in class (Tallis, he knows his name but was being a jackass) and he was like whats he got that I don’t have. I was like what the hell are you talking about (at this point Kari was by us) and he was like well you guys just go shopping and eat and I was like he is a good friend and he was like but not as good as me. At this point Kari and I turned into bitches because are you really saying this about a friend, so she and I said you only wish you could be half of what he is. We were like he is a nice guy and way hotter than you. At that point he changed the subject and tried to get on my good side again and started feeling up my leg because I was wearing my running spandex. I also noticed while he was talking to me he wasn’t looking at my face. That was it I was out, so Kari and I went to some other frat. We got in and I convinced the guy I was over 21. Right when we walked in the guy I went to lunch and had coffee with who wont leave me alone was there. I was like shit cuz I was standing in plain light. Kari got a kick out of the fact that we saw both guys tonight. We went downstairs and ran into Lauren, that was fun because it was my goal this semester to run into her at a party. He stayed for a bit, but walked home. We had some popcorn and laughed for a while and then it was sleep time.

Saturday- I just woke up from my nap that I took once I got home. I have to work on a paper and then go to Carlson at four to work on a project. I don’t know what is happening tonight, but I just hope that there are not so many creepers or I hope that I can learn to not attract creepers in the time between now and then. Sorry this was so long, I hope you enjoyed the story about last night.